Rajasthan Pre-Engineering Test : Result 2001

Token kaha hai ?

Class XI, KD Jain Sr. Sec. School, Madanganj-Kishangarh, Year 1999

Un dino mein class ka monitor hua karta tha, aur humein susse/paani etc. ke lyie 2 tokens milte the .. jise dekho token hi maangta rahta tha .. us din ladkiya dono tokens lekar chali gayi thi .. aur meri aur Naresh ki ichcha hui time pass karne ki ..

to hua yeh ki , mein aur naresh chale gaye ghoomne (without tokens) .. paani pi hi rahe the staff room ke paas tabhi aaye "KK" sir .. (The Gr8 Kishan Kasaayi) .. Unke dil me science wale students ke liye bada sammaan tha .. humare haal chaal puchne lage .. aur fir tareefo ke pul baandhne lage ..

finally itne timepass ke baad , unhone pucha ki "token kaha hai ??" .. ab bhai, token hota to pahle na dikha dete , bol diya ki "token anhi hai , urgency thi isliye aa gaye bina token" ..

KK - "Ohho ... achcha ek baat batao , ki kitne token hai tumhari class me "
Me : "Sardaar .. Do"
KK : "Achcha, aur is main block (wahi jaha principle office, staff room sab the) me kitne rooms hai "
Naresh : "Sardaar .. 16 "
KK : "Hmm.. agar do log token lekar , aur do log bina token ke class se bahar aayenge.. to saari classes se kul kitne bahar aayenge" .. "tum log science maths ke ho .. tum hi lagao ganit "
Me : "Sardaar .. 64"
KK : "Hmm.. To agar 64 log yaha bahar ghumenge , aur Om ji se milne koi guest aaya , to woh itne saare students ko bahar dekhke kya sochega ?? "
Me and Naresh .. :" QUIET"
KK : "Bolo .. achcha lagega ya nahi"
Both : "Sardaar .. Nahi"
KK : "Hmm.. to Galti ki hai ki nahi tumne ... ???"
Both : "Sardaar .. Haan"
KK : "To fir nikaalo haath .. "
Both : "Sardaar .. Sorry.. aage se nahi karenge"
KK : "Are , agar sabhi log sorry bolenge to kaise chalega.. Galti ki hai na tumne ?? to nikaalo haath "
Both : (haath nikaalte hue ) ... " (man hi man me) Maaar le $$!@#$!@#%.. "

PS: Sardar is an imaginary word in this conversation jo ki jabardasti ghusaya gaya hai :)