Monday, June 15, 2009

45 Points of Life

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio
To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:
 

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything..
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time..
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young..
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Rajasthan Pre-Engineering Test : Result 2001

Token kaha hai ?

Class XI, KD Jain Sr. Sec. School, Madanganj-Kishangarh, Year 1999

Un dino mein class ka monitor hua karta tha, aur humein susse/paani etc. ke lyie 2 tokens milte the .. jise dekho token hi maangta rahta tha .. us din ladkiya dono tokens lekar chali gayi thi .. aur meri aur Naresh ki ichcha hui time pass karne ki ..

to hua yeh ki , mein aur naresh chale gaye ghoomne (without tokens) .. paani pi hi rahe the staff room ke paas tabhi aaye "KK" sir .. (The Gr8 Kishan Kasaayi) .. Unke dil me science wale students ke liye bada sammaan tha .. humare haal chaal puchne lage .. aur fir tareefo ke pul baandhne lage ..

finally itne timepass ke baad , unhone pucha ki "token kaha hai ??" .. ab bhai, token hota to pahle na dikha dete , bol diya ki "token anhi hai , urgency thi isliye aa gaye bina token" ..

KK - "Ohho ... achcha ek baat batao , ki kitne token hai tumhari class me "
Me : "Sardaar .. Do"
KK : "Achcha, aur is main block (wahi jaha principle office, staff room sab the) me kitne rooms hai "
Naresh : "Sardaar .. 16 "
KK : "Hmm.. agar do log token lekar , aur do log bina token ke class se bahar aayenge.. to saari classes se kul kitne bahar aayenge" .. "tum log science maths ke ho .. tum hi lagao ganit "
Me : "Sardaar .. 64"
KK : "Hmm.. To agar 64 log yaha bahar ghumenge , aur Om ji se milne koi guest aaya , to woh itne saare students ko bahar dekhke kya sochega ?? "
Me and Naresh .. :" QUIET"
KK : "Bolo .. achcha lagega ya nahi"
Both : "Sardaar .. Nahi"
KK : "Hmm.. to Galti ki hai ki nahi tumne ... ???"
Both : "Sardaar .. Haan"
KK : "To fir nikaalo haath .. "
Both : "Sardaar .. Sorry.. aage se nahi karenge"
KK : "Are , agar sabhi log sorry bolenge to kaise chalega.. Galti ki hai na tumne ?? to nikaalo haath "
Both : (haath nikaalte hue ) ... " (man hi man me) Maaar le $$!@#$!@#%.. "

PS: Sardar is an imaginary word in this conversation jo ki jabardasti ghusaya gaya hai :)

Friday, May 29, 2009

First rank aayega to ...

Bachpan ki yaado ko koi bhula nahi sakta. Jab hum paida hue, rote hue. Maa ko dekha, Papa ko dekha, apne rishtedaaro ko dekha .. Kuch log darte the hume apni god me lene ko ki kahi sussu na kar de, aur kuch log din bhar humein lekar ghumne ko bhi tayyar rahte the .. Tab no tension, bahut saare khilone, jo chaho karo, jaha chaho chillao, rone lag jaao, khilkhilaao .. Chalna seekha, Daudna seekha ..Aur tabhi hua ek disaster .. SCHOOLS ...

School time was the tough time (initially). To be away from home, sitting together with other kids, following what our teacher used to order and repeat this again and again .. "A for .. Apple , B for ... Baby, C for ... Cat ...... "

I am still in doubt, whether I learnt "ABC" first or "a, aa, i, ee (hindi)". Whatever, its not related to this post , mein to aise hi bhawnao me bah gaya tha .. kabhi baad me detail me yeh topic chedunga..

haan, to masla yeh hai ki .. schools me exams bhi hote the, aur kiske maa-baap yeh nahi chahte ki woh achche numbers laaye, aur apni class me top kare ... ab padhai humne ki ho ya nahi , woh hume jaroor motivate karte rahe .. Sabse bada motivation hota tha "If you get first rank, then you will get a bicycle better than what bagal-wala Sonu has" .. Laalach bhi itna bada wala hota tha ki bachcha sochne ko majboor ho jaaye ki "First rank" sharafar se laani hai ya jakar paper chori kiya jaaye (yeh wala idea future kids ko jaroor aayega, hume to college me jakar aaya tha) ..

Well .. me, my bro and my mamoo .. tikdi used to meet every summer/winter holidays and had cool time together .. We talk in Marwari at our homes .. I don't know what year it was, but "Jaan tere naam" movie was released that time and one song "First time dekha to hum kho gaya, second time me love ho gaya" was a hit ..

We were talking about the examination results and listening to this song .. and we got an idea .. we composed a song together .. and the lyrics is like this...

"First Rank aayega to cycle doonga,
Second rank aayega to ghadi doongh ,

Yeh aakhaa india jaanta hai , Padhna jaroori hai ..
Padhoge nahi to fail ho jaaoge
Fail ho jaaoge to thappad khaaoge
Thappad khaoge to rone lag jaaoge
rone lag jaaoge to dooja thappad khaoge
dooja thappad khaoge to machchak machchak karoge
....
"

(English: You will get bicycle if you get first rank , a watch if you get second .. Whole India knows that study is very important and if you don't study you will fail .. and if you fail, you will get a slap .. if you get slap then you will cry .. and if you will cry , you might get another slap .. if you get another slap then you will make such face that will show that you are not crying but actually you will cry from inside .. lol, sorry i cudn't find a proper word for that)

I don't remember whole .. but basic idea behind this to just imaging what worst can happen if we get failed...

Thursday, May 28, 2009

If Pandava were on Facebook



Receieved this in a forwarded message, this is very interesting.. What a creativity :)