Thats what I am called ...

Nicknames ?? Yeah, I have many ...

 

Hemant, what I am actually ..

 

Tailor, my surname and mostly called by customer care representatives .. mr. tailor ..

 

Rinku, what my family and relatives call me ..

 

Shekhar, its actually my elder brother's name. But one of my school teacher "MP Varshney" used to call me by this name. We both studied in the same school and Varshney sir has a habit of calling younger brothers by their elder bros' name. Strange na ??

 

Tani, thats what my school friends call me .. now how did i get this name ?? I was in 6th standard and we started learning Sanskrit. Our Sanskrit teacher Pawan ji used to ask me to recite the sanskrit lines most of the times... Reciting "Falaani, Taani, etc ...", my friends started calling me "Hemant-ani" , which were later changed to "Taani" ... :)

 

Hemu, well, I never liked this nick since i read the story of war between akbar and hemu. Hemu was defeated in that war and how wants to be called by a loser's name ?? lol, this nick wasn't much successful and hardly someone new call me by this name for the first time .

 

Tailu, the nick I have been called mostly. I got this name in my college .. Tailor was trasnformed to Tailu , no doubt .. I am still not able to recall who called me by that name for the first time .. my seniors who loved me, they called me by that name .. and all my classmaters, batchmats and later even my juniors .. It shows their love to me .. and thats why it the best nick i had ..

 

Kaka, Anurag saxena, one of my batchmate started calling me "Tailu kaka" , and later only "kaka" .. don't understand the reason , but we both call each other "kaka" ;) ..

 

Taylor, and thats my surname changed by foreign agencies.. Bank of america dispatched me my check card for 3 times with this surname and that was the reason i didn't get them any of them .. I now take precaution when i call customer care and tell them to repeat my surname in case they have spelled it wrong .. and yeah, they all have spelled it wrong till today ...

 

Sailor, pummy doggy aka yashu dani is the only one who call me by that name ..

 

Herman, well, I still can't understand what gives my customer this impression that my name is "herman" and not "hemant" .. i think they shud get their eyes checked because they have problem reading "m" .. funnier is when they consider me female and use "she" in their mails ..

 

Hermant, thats another irritating name, I got my company ID created by this name with my recent client .. I have already got it changed but still there are some stupid fellows using this nick .. :(

 

Gold, strange ??  yeah, Hemant -> Hem -> Gold .. Thats what I used for the first time as nick when i started chatting .. Its not being used anymore now ..

 

Choorma, and thats another tashani name .. Choorma is a Rajasthani sweet .. When choorma is prepared, the roti is crushed .. and the same way i used to crush my opponents with my rocket launcher in computer game "Unreal tournament" .. I always used this player name while playing "UT" .. my fellor UT players know me by this name .. I love when opponents said "Ohh my god, Choorma is here .. somebody save me .. " .. ha ha ha

 

FatBoy Slim, Thats actually a famous music band and I used it as my player name while playing "Counter Strike" , another computer game ... Listening to Fatboy slim's songs, it was fun to play that game .. also it had been very lucky for me most of the times. ..

 

Chhote, Ramteke, my classmate use to call me (or evrybody) by this name .. and i replied "haan bade" .. :)

 

Hemanth, Hemant-wa, Hemant-sa ... Given by my fropki friends .. Don't know what made PU feel that i hate "hemanth", she always called me by this name and showing ":P" emoticon ..  Well, there is another story behind "Hemanth", being in south india for almost 6 years, my name was written as "hemanth" most of the times .. obviously they have "srikanth, ananth, kavitha, anitha... why not hemanth" ??

 

Hadd hai na ??